Sorry for the site being completely dead for the time being. As mentioned on the Patreon
, things here are halted while I try to find a job and a living situation. I'm eager to get Gravity Break back into full production and massively expand the site's scope.
Hey! Hold up. Don't go down creatures.php
tonight. I saw some freaky shit moving around under one of the sewer grates. It was huge.
...What the fuck, you actually WANT to check it out? Are you outta your head? If you get killed, don't expect me to go to your funeral.
Right. *ahem* So, things changed a little bit with the Wall. Now, writin and takin pictures is added to the battles. And...I paid off Beeflode's tab at the Brew. For a month.
But so what?! I'll have you know I got a new job! And my debt...to Beeflode...is clear. So stick that up your arse. If you wanna keep goin on with your games, go ahead. Maybe score me some points this time, yeah? Useless shark wankers.
Hah! Bob's your uncle! First to 100 points wins the bet. You shoulda seen Jadley's face when he worked out he lost! Never seen the bloke so concerned for his wallet. Come to think of it, that means my tab's all paid for. Next round's on him! Bahahaha!
Right then, if you lot want to keep on what you've been doing, I figure you can take a butcher's at @GravityBreak
on the Tweeter to get an earful when a fight's breakin out. Ol' 0xb
took care of that one, I heard.
Those riots you lot get yourselves in don't give out snowflakes to the winner anymore, they give out gifts instead. 'Til the end o' the month, anyway. And what's more, they're sayin that 5 more, uh, "secret snowflakes" showed up outta nowhere. That's 15 then, right? Sounds like tosh, but some people go for that.
...Huh? Did someone say sump'n? Well, never mind. I'm gettin plastered!
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Hm? I'm being told you'll also get a "wretched creature pin" for giving five dollars. I'd loathe to be called such a thing, but I suppose taste varies...
In any case, please excuse the radio silence - there will be a bit of a lull as we prepare the December event. We hope to see you confront our challenge once the final month of 2021 arrives.
I guess Battle of the Bits
accounts can be linked here now. So, good news for whoever that's for. Then again, if I understand it right, people get bonuses here every time they earn a format badge on BotB...Might be worth looking into.
Right, so here's the thing. Me and Beeflode, we're talkin about all the shark-men what hang around the Wall all day, makin little pictures and singin songs. Well, we noticed they have these contests, right, and we started bettin on them. Brilliant.
So then we realize we just invented the game of the year. And whoever's proxies win the most has to pay the other's tab for the month. So go on, then. Let's empty Beeflode's wallet. Cheers.
How it is, everyone.
The GBM rollout is happening slowly, but surely. But slowly. While we get everything set up, I encourage you to click around and try contributing! Thanks to everyone who helped us build this long-anticipated project. I'm still adding things to Event Zero and the overall functionality of the site. The event will be finished after we unveil a community challenge and it gets completed. Gimme a while to set that up. Also, I'm hiring freelance artists to add assets to the site! So, you know, hit me up if I don't hit you up first. You can comment on this post, if you want. Got any design suggestions? Let us know.