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Protecting the sanctity of our home
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Life in Nebraska
Finally, I settled down with my beautiful wife. Fourteen years later, we've had seven disgusting, morbidly grotesque children. They're the worst. They fart on everything and compete for the distinction of most putrid vomit. My beautiful wife and I visit friends and family, sobbing and complaining of the never ending parade of disgust. Most parents can designate the runt of the litter. But for us, no duckling is uglier than the next. I hope everyone in the afterlife is exceptionally beautiful, and my rotten fungus children are barred entrance. Botox appointment, gtg!