Have you tried yelling "pride" into the void?

Once upon a time, two rats, Marvin and Lily, lived in Albany. After a wild night out in the poop tubes they ended up in human bar. In the bar they were so desperate for a shower, so that they jumped into the next drink they saw. Straight into two cosmos. They turned into the most cosmopolitan rats around!

After that, they loved to dress up in their finest attire and spend their days exploring the hustle and bustle of the city. They visited museums, art galleries, and even sampled some of the finest cuisine the city had to offer.

rats they screamed

wearing fedoras, sunglasses, and bowties

drinking cosmos, being cosmo

rats. them rodents

they are everywhere
around the world

grand in numbers
small in size
like tiny atoms
grouped together

only then, is it clear
that the most fundamental
element

is the rat!