dangerous stealth fish trek
you ar a stealth fish. from a young age, you hav masterd th ability of flopping around on land very quietly, leaving as little water trailing behind you as possible. due to this valuable skill, many smaller companies ar hiring you to uncover the countless dirty secrets of those scary massive corporations...
today, yourn goal is to find the hidden soft drink recipe of the coke n' collar company. a few customers had noticed recently: the nutritional content that they claimd, as well as the overall price, was way too good to be true!! who the heck wld sell a miracle supernutrition drink for 50 cents in this current economy? who cld do that and STILL make a fortune off o it? you hav to find out what is rly going on behind th scenes!!!
you listen up for th instructions. "ourn rented water strider will walk you to the corner around the soap shop. from there, you will be able to catch a employee on theirn lunch break. sneak in theirn bag, you will be transported to the factory within 30 minutes! but be careful because we don know any of the layout internally... power to ye, stealth fish!" with those final words, you are sent on yourn way, both fins clinging on the strangely fuzzy back of th rented water strider.
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nauseous, you flop onto the cement and rest there for a while. while resting though, you hear a voice of some people discussing something!!!
"oh golly i think i lost a tooth at work"
"i think that is what is suppose to happen, yourn teeths are very important to drink"
WHAT!!! immediately you break out o yourn nauseousness!! you do the ultimate flopping technique and manage to get into one of th workers bags. darkness surrounds you.
"dude i cant eat this cookie, you can have it"
"sorry i don hav any teeths left"
you feel the bag get lifted, and decide to take a nap.
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a zipping sound wakes you up, and you panickedly wriggle deeper into the bags contents. after a while of waiting, you turn aroudn and peek out... oh god it is light!!! it blinds!!! so you guess that the bag is finally on the floor o the factory, and you can now get out and explore!!!
... is what you WOULD hav done if it wernt for all the smell of blood in th air. it makes you sick to th cartilidge... you use a fin to wave the smell away, but it only mixes the air more. might as well just get out now... you begrudgingly do, and are met with th disgusting sight o teeth in machines!!! hundreds of thin workers in rags are bumping into each other as they work, often knocking out each othern teeths. oh, what a terrible sight... you document it on yourn airproof camera, and flop out quietly. you have to move on.
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after a eternity of flopping swiftly through a rusty-looking hallway, you decide to get into a vent, it seems faster and safer than just being out in the open like this!! so you get in, and ar immediatley met with a obstacle: the vent fan. its sharp blades go around and around... you inspect it closer, and it is certain: one hit and you are absolute sushi. you gotta time it. 3 2 1 GO YEAAAAAH!
before you cld jump though, a sudden gust blows you through. too lucky. move on! no time to waste!
through some openings in th vents though, you can see individual sections of th factory. after a while o doing some stealth flops through th vents you finally see a target: a office-like room full of papers and important looking logs. is this finally it???
no one seems to be around. a miracle! you get down to the desks fast, and you take a picture of all the documents. finally, you discover the recipe at the bottom of a pile of paper, it is titled "illegal teeth recipe for the supernutrition drink" wow what a name. you take a picture but then! suddenly you hear behind you a voice! "something. smells. fishy. in. here." you turn around, and a catgirl is staring down at you!!! FLOP AWAY QUICK, DODGE THE CLAWS!!!
flopflopflop. you finally get out of the room and back into the hallways. disoriented, you just flop anywhere and somehow still end up outside. what a chase! (not really a chase)
you find another rented water strider waiting for you outside, and you get back to HQ. lots of money awaits you, and another evil corporation is shut down! job well done, stealth fish!
you go on a adventur to expose evil corporate secrets!!
