Starting to think normal's a myth

Dear Bleeeaaaarrrgrhrhrgggg,

I am so happy I got to spend time with you today. You really just ate my heart right up. Literally! And that time you ate the waiter when he was being oh-so-rude! Oh, what will I ever do without you? I think we should really do this again some time!

It was a pleasure having you, my love. I hope we can see eachother once more.

Much love,

Eleanor