With apologies to J. Edgar Hoover

There it is again, a faint humming sound coming from somewhere in the room. I look around, trying to pinpoint the source, but it seems to be coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

As I listen, the sound gets louder and more distinct. It's definitely coming from somewhere. Suddenly, I felt a vibration on the floor and realized the noise was coming from below.

I race to the window and look down, just in time to see a giant metal object emerging from the ground. It's my cat in a spaceship, and she is heading straight for my building!